Richism

Billions of years ago, the universe was.....A KATANA!! And then the Katana spoke and made Rich. Then Rich spoke and made h@10 3. He played h@10 3 for seven days and seven nights trying to earn his right to wear that Katana. On the 7th day, he took a pizza break. This is why weeks are 7 days long and the 7th of the days, Sunday, is the day of rest and pizza. After acquiring all of the h@10 3 achievements, Rich was finally able to wear the mystical Katana that is the universe. But little did Rich know that something amazing was about to happen. A radioactive space-spider dropped down and bit him on the wrist. This resulted in the most spectacular event known to mankind, The Big Explosion Thingy.

Rich and the Katana suddenly expanded into billions of light years. Soon afterwards, Rich had a son and a daughter on a planet called earth, which is located in Rich's right lung. The son and daughter were named Gena and Steve, but they didn't do anything special because Gena decided to be a homo which led to the creation of nothing.....so they both died and rode the magic talking serpent all the way to heaven where they were told to not play h@10 2 by Rich himself.

Gena told Steve not to do it, but Steve did it anyways, so Gena gave up on him and dated the serpent that happened to be a woman too. Rich was so angry with Steve that Rich coughed up the mighty ban hammer and.....BANNED HIM!!! So then Rich sneezed up a bunch of apes which then evolved into humans.

Nothing special happened until the virgin Harry (Potter) was giving birth. On that night, the virgin, Harry, gave birth to Master Chief. Master Chief lived by the code of Rich with the hopes that maybe some day, he will get to wear the Katana. Master Chief used his charisma to spread the word of Rich to everyone, but people started being noobs. They were jealous because they couldn't get a +50 Kill/death spread like Master Chief could, so they decided to nail him to a tree and execute him.

After 3 days, Master Chief respawned and pwned all of those noobs while sparing the Rich believers. Rich then decided that Master Chief earned his katana. And Master Chief said, "Only through me can you get to Rich, and only through Rich can you get the katana."

So Richism spread through Europe, Asia, Australia, America, and southern Neptune. To this day, everyone's life goal is to earn their katana. This is the way of Richism.

Hahahahahaha. that's good Corey, I like it.

It's even better that ur cockism religion, because this one is true.

Lets not forget the saint FPS Doug who fought the Arbiter.


It's been a while since I've been to church, so if someone could give me some ideas of bible stories to make a parody of within Richism.

NOTICE: Double Post (condensed-R52)

how about noahs ark i never like that story

Ohh yeah can't forget about FPS Doug. I f anyone is wondering who that is, search FPS Doug on Youtube.

ok whats that though cause i dont know what FPS stands for

First Person Shooter I think. Unless its not in the gaming context.

oh ok now i get it

Cockism (as well as richism) is an evil cult.

killjoy....

yeah we were having fun with it and you just have to screw it up very dissappointing